“Moisturize. He wouldn’t want you crusty.” 💧 Self-care mode activated. Glow through the heartbreak.
The Step 2: Moisturize. He Wouldn’t Want You Crusty T-Shirt is part of the Post-Fictional Men Recovery Plan is a playful reminder that hydration and self-care are the ultimate glow-up after episode 16 heartbreak. Crafted from ethically sourced cotton, this tee is soft, durable, and perfect for all-day wear. Its classic fit and timeless crew neckline make it a versatile piece that works just as well for lounging at home as it does for casual outings.
Equal parts funny and practical, this tee is a must-have for drama fans who know that healing always looks better with a little moisturizer.
✨ The perfect tee for self-care queens, soft-hearted fans, and anyone who believes skincare is the real recovery plan.
Product features
Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.
